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Blue Bananas
- Posted at 10:28 on 29/12/2006 by Spud European fat cats today decided that yellow bananas are boring and the public are blinkered by nature and what it offers, particularly in view of genetic engineering and fashion trends and demands.
We should see blue bananas them in the shops early February 2007 and prices initially will be lower than normal yellow bananas to inspire purchases. Shelf life is also extended due to the engineering techniques. Unfortunately, they haven't been able to straighten the bananas yet.
Further reports will follow....... Post Comment
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It's nearly as cool as the cucumber.
- Posted at 01:42 on 6/1/2007 by VictoriaMills88 After purchasing a blue dress in the January sales and bringing it home I realised that to my horror, my favoured yellow bananas clash with the colour of the dress. What do I do? I cannot cease my banana eating, and I do like the dress. Up till now I had taken to eating bananas in the dark, slightly unsafe as I often drop, and proceed to slip on the skin. Thank goodness for a trendy banana that will match my dress and make me look stylish in public-hurrah! |
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