Time for a Revolution??

License to Procreate?

07:37, 7/8/2006 .. 2 comments .. Link

Everything else in our lives (in the UK) is licensed, so why not have a permit to have children?
Any "muppet" (no disrespect to Kermit and co.) can "get it on" without any training or qualification. Take a look around at some of the mum's in your local town, mobile in one hand, cigarette in the other with baby in pushchair sucking away on a ribena filled bottle (bang goes the NHS budget in 20 years time for dentistry).

The mum invariably too busy to communicate with the child, too busy talking to "Wayne, my bloke innit" who is the latest conquest and pretending to give a crap about the bastard child so he can get his leg over. Should the child demand attention (apparently nappies unchanged for 2 days and being fed on McDonald's chips and plain burgers each day leaves a baby unhappy) then the child is subject to verbal abuse and language that would make Vin Diesal blush. But hey, the burger is plain, none of that processed cheese, so it must be healthy right?

Forgive my blogs for being somewhat sarcastic, that is me all over. The irony is, the 'masses' seem to rule our communities with their neanderthal attitudes (for anyone having just left school you will have to look that up as no doubt after the two times table and the alphabet education ceased). Violence and agression seems to rule society and this is glamorised on TV.

So, back to needing a permit to have children. You need a license to drive a car (with mobile phone on left ear at all times). You need to be 18 to vote, 18 to drink in a pub, 16 to have intercourse (although rumours suggest 13 seems to be normal and accepted for all of the above these days). Don't get me wrong, I have no objection to anyhone having fun, but how many more teenage pregnancies do we want?

Anyway, I have waffled too much this evening and to this end I will close. Just leaving you with food for thought I hope?! Good night fellow bloggers.

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It wouldn't work

01:32, 14/9/2006 .. Posted by friedfysh
Nope, Í'm far too liberal to see that ever happening, I know you're being sarcastic but I don't know if your familiar with the policy that exists in China where the government actually fines couples who have more than one child. Although maybe taxing "chavs" who have kids could be a good idea...

Tax a Chav

07:09, 14/9/2006 .. Posted by Wrgpaul
The policy in China is a good one with which I am familiar. I believe there's something to do with a reward for a specific gender? I'm not sure, do you know?
The problem with taxing a Chav is the resulting increase in my PAYE contributions - I mean, how else would they pay the fine unless thier dole money went up? ha ha.

Edited by wrgpaul on 14/9/2006 at 07:28

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